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01-06, 23:15
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it has black and white spots could that be aproblem??
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01-06, 23:13
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but when the ask what kind of horse you have say wait one minute unzipp your pants and tell them palamino
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01-06, 23:13
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01-06, 23:13
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01-06, 23:12
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lol never thought of that and if they ask whats it for say your horse lol
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01-06, 23:12
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ask them if they have any condoms larger than magnums
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01-06, 23:11
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01-06, 23:11
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01-06, 23:11
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ask them where the condums are and ask if the carry them in black frence tickler face priceless they look at you like your a pevert
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01-06, 23:11
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01-06, 23:10
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01-06, 23:10
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want to fuck up a pharmisist
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01-06, 23:09
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01-06, 23:09
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I honestly dont have a problem with it Its the people at the store customers cashers Its pricless espeicaly younger casheirs they are amazed
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01-06, 23:08
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bet that gets the heart racing lol
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01-06, 23:08
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love to see the look on your face when you daughter asks you to pick those up for her lol
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01-06, 23:08
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I once told a guy i have a bleeding hemoriod and this is the only thing that works he said what about the vagisil i told him LUBE
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01-06, 23:07
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01-06, 23:07
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why not i do it for the look on peoples faces it priceless
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01-06, 23:06
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and one other thing tell the wife to go fuckherself on a daily basis the only downside then she says i would not need you
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01-06, 23:06
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nobody calls me and says " can you pick up some tampons and vagasil on your way home from work tonight?"
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01-06, 23:06
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send the dog after the cat have the kids demolish the house on a daily basis lol
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01-06, 23:05
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01-06, 23:05
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i have a cat thats bad enough
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