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11-01, 17:06
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Haha! Well lucky u don't have to do them all the time
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11-01, 17:04
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I drop dishes when I'm not drunk. The kitchen would look like a mess when I sober up.
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11-01, 17:04
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11-01, 17:04
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Get tipsy and do the dishes. Woo hoo!
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11-01, 17:03
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kraken spiced rum please.
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11-01, 17:02
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I might go get me a bottle of rum, gotta get dog food anyways
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11-01, 17:02
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11-01, 17:01
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I seem to wake up in my bed half naked when I drink. The fuck goes on around this house?
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11-01, 17:00
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Last time I drank gin I woke up under a coffee table
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11-01, 17:00
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11-01, 16:59
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Gin is like drinking sandpaper
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11-01, 16:59
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With a little bit of lime it turns into a sweet drink.
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11-01, 16:59
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Now I'm more of a dirty vodka martini... Extra olives
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11-01, 16:58
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11-01, 16:58
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11-01, 16:57
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Om nom nom. Vodka tonic. Good way to start the weekend.
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11-01, 16:57
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11-01, 16:55
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11-01, 16:55
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11-01, 16:50
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11-01, 16:14
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11-01, 16:14
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11-01, 16:14
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ok i might be on here off and on ever hour or so,
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11-01, 16:12
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well looks like my mom said we could hook t up in the living room..
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11-01, 16:11
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