Middle of the road.

[SMR]

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left
wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us."

[nastyleg]

hahahahahaa

[MickDonalds]

I've seen this joke, but it was obviously written by someone who's never been to Iraq nor been in the military before. Now I'm going to be over analytical and pick it apart.

"I was heavily armed

Lol..with what? "Heavy" means equipment, not personal weapons. Why were you alone in a war zone, Bowe Bergdahl?


heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road

Was he operating a T-55 by himself? Lol.. Why didn't you blow his ass away when you saw him? Duh!


I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left
wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us."

So this insurgent could speak English? Fact is, most insurgents that actually are educated and can speak English are either cell leaders or involved in subversion or espionage (infiltration within the Iraqi Police/Government/Army or working as "spotters" on US bases), not out doing "Muj" work with the foreign fighters taking part in Jihad. I'm also shocked to know that our enemy apparently knows Nancy Pelosi. Didn't think she was that internationally known.

And if this Marine would even entertain the notion of shaking an insurgents hand and not have some diabolical recourse to kill the insurgent with his bare hands, given the opportunity, well...he deserves death. I'd have BEGGED to be able to get that close to an Insurgent!

[SMR]

I've seen this joke, but it was obviously written by someone who's never been to Iraq nor been in the military before. Now I'm going to be over analytical and pick it apart.


Lol..with what? "Heavy" means equipment, not personal weapons. Why were you alone in a war zone, Bowe Bergdahl?



Was he operating a T-55 by himself? Lol.. Why didn't you blow his ass away when you saw him? Duh!



So this insurgent could speak English? Fact is, most insurgents that actually are educated and can speak English are either cell leaders or involved in subversion or espionage (infiltration within the Iraqi Police/Government/Army or working as "spotters" on US bases), not out doing "Muj" work with the foreign fighters taking part in Jihad. I'm also shocked to know that our enemy apparently knows Nancy Pelosi. Didn't think she was that internationally known.

And if this Marine would even entertain the notion of shaking an insurgents hand and not have some diabolical recourse to kill the insurgent with his bare hands, given the opportunity, well...he deserves death. I'd have BEGGED to be able to get that close to an Insurgent!

I like your version better!

[nastyleg]

I've seen this joke, but it was obviously written by someone who's never been to Iraq nor been in the military before. Now I'm going to be over analytical and pick it apart.


Lol..with what? "Heavy" means equipment, not personal weapons. Why were you alone in a war zone, Bowe Bergdahl?



Was he operating a T-55 by himself? Lol.. Why didn't you blow his ass away when you saw him? Duh!



So this insurgent could speak English? Fact is, most insurgents that actually are educated and can speak English are either cell leaders or involved in subversion or espionage (infiltration within the Iraqi Police/Government/Army or working as "spotters" on US bases), not out doing "Muj" work with the foreign fighters taking part in Jihad. I'm also shocked to know that our enemy apparently knows Nancy Pelosi. Didn't think she was that internationally known.

And if this Marine would even entertain the notion of shaking an insurgents hand and not have some diabolical recourse to kill the insurgent with his bare hands, given the opportunity, well...he deserves death. I'd have BEGGED to be able to get that close to an Insurgent!

great who invited the party pooper?

[acf6]

I've seen this joke, but it was obviously written by someone who's never been to Iraq nor been in the military before. Now I'm going to be over analytical and pick it apart.


Lol..with what? "Heavy" means equipment, not personal weapons. Why were you alone in a war zone, Bowe Bergdahl?



Was he operating a T-55 by himself? Lol.. Why didn't you blow his ass away when you saw him? Duh!



So this insurgent could speak English? Fact is, most insurgents that actually are educated and can speak English are either cell leaders or involved in subversion or espionage (infiltration within the Iraqi Police/Government/Army or working as "spotters" on US bases), not out doing "Muj" work with the foreign fighters taking part in Jihad. I'm also shocked to know that our enemy apparently knows Nancy Pelosi. Didn't think she was that internationally known.

And if this Marine would even entertain the notion of shaking an insurgents hand and not have some diabolical recourse to kill the insurgent with his bare hands, given the opportunity, well...he deserves death. I'd have BEGGED to be able to get that close to an Insurgent!

Mick STEP AWAY FROM THE BAR!!!!!

[MickDonalds]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha