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SMR
03-12-2010, 10:19 PM
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.


The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly
went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished
with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot
asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?


The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked
to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a
cinnamon roll.'
ipalot111
03-16-2010, 01:39 AM
Wow, thats a good one lol. I wonder if you can take a leak while flying an f-16. they must have to fly some pretty long missins heh?
SMR
03-16-2010, 03:01 AM
Wow, thats a good one lol. I wonder if you can take a leak while flying an f-16. they must have to fly some pretty long missins heh?

the longest I have seen was 12 1/2 hours in a F16 durring a deployment in Iraq
you can take a leak in a fighter the pilots use a piddle pack
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Skanza
03-16-2010, 05:55 AM
hahah! quality!
rocky5544
03-18-2010, 04:55 PM
the longest I have seen was 12 1/2 hours in a F16 durring a deployment in Iraq
you can take a leak in a fighter the pilots use a piddle pack
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While you are correct about the packs available to pilots of planes, the actual preferred method of disposing of waste by pilots, especially when there is risk of engagements, is to simply piss in the diaper many of them wear. Way too dangerous for a pilot to be fooling with his dangler and the bag with possible flak flying his way.
SMR
03-18-2010, 06:40 PM
While you are correct about the packs available to pilots of planes, the actual preferred method of disposing of waste by pilots, especially when there is risk of engagements, is to simply piss in the diaper many of them wear. Way too dangerous for a pilot to be fooling with his dangler and the bag with possible flak flying his way.

During the initial phases wail we are trying establishing air superiority you are correct.
On an un contested bombing run they will pee in the bag!