scoutsout80
12-03-2009, 10:39 AM
One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What ' s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn ' t seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods
with a golf club is his wife.
Eleven:
Tiger Woods made at least 20 holes in one on the same course
in California, wrote over 300 text messages and made at least
one voicemail about them.
Twelve:
Tiger Woods spent a lot of time in the rough in Vegas, but now admits he didn't score very well.
Thirteen:
Tiger Woods found he can drive a golf ball over 800 yds from one roof top condo in New York to Central Park, but can't get his balls near a hole in a bedroom in the same condo.
AND FINALLY....Tiger has changed his name today, it is still in the cat family, but he is now Cheetah Woods.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What ' s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn ' t seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods
with a golf club is his wife.
Eleven:
Tiger Woods made at least 20 holes in one on the same course
in California, wrote over 300 text messages and made at least
one voicemail about them.
Twelve:
Tiger Woods spent a lot of time in the rough in Vegas, but now admits he didn't score very well.
Thirteen:
Tiger Woods found he can drive a golf ball over 800 yds from one roof top condo in New York to Central Park, but can't get his balls near a hole in a bedroom in the same condo.
AND FINALLY....Tiger has changed his name today, it is still in the cat family, but he is now Cheetah Woods.