joedan
11-29-2009, 04:10 AM
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot and, drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, bought 5 guns a month, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
The End