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bobdina
10-27-2009, 10:32 PM
UNITED NATIONS -- Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken’s “Colonel Sanders” gain access to restricted areas.

The guard escorted the white-suited intruder past security barriers, where he got a handshake from the UN General Assembly president, Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya.

The faux fast food chain founder also posed for a picture beneath the assembly’s giant UN logo, which overlooks the spot where world leaders address their international counterparts.

“It should not have happened -- that I will stress, and very strongly,” said Michele Montas, spokeswoman for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

“There was some lapse in security and the individual in question . . . was, on the initiative of one security guard, taken . . . into the UN.”

The real Harland “Colonel” Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980.

Ms. Montas said security officials, many of whom are brought in from overseas, were “still trying to find out exactly what happened.”

The incident last Thursday apparently was part of a publicity stunt by the fast food chain, which is seeking to promote its grilled alternative to its signature fried chicken. It had dispatched the Sanders look-alike, identified by KFC as Robert Thompson, and also wrote to Mr. Ban.

Ms. Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company, whose letter, signed by KFC president Roger Eaton, asked that the secretary general register the “Grilled Nation” of grilled chicken eaters as the 193rd UN member state.

“That letter is absolutely void to us; it has no meaning whatsoever,” Ms. Montas said. “The UN cannot be involved in a commercial venture. Period. This is being touched upon by our legal department.”

Mr. Treki, who introduced world leaders at the recent General Assembly summit, posed with the Sanders look-alike in a lounge area frequented by diplomats and government leaders.

“I wouldn’t call that a meeting,” bristled Jean-Victor Nkolo, Mr. Treki’s spokesman after a reporter asked if he could confirm the two had “met.”

“There was no meeting. No appointment scheduled with the actor impersonating Colonel Sanders . . . there was a brief encounter with the president of the General Assembly.”

Mr. Nkolo said Mr. Treki shook the impersonator’s hand because “he’s a very polite man.”

UN TV crews eventually raised the alarm after being stunned when the impersonator approached cameras set up for diplomats, and began making claims about the extent of the “Grilled Nation.” At that point, additional security guards arrived and escorted him from the building.

http://news.globaltv.com/world/story.html?id=2147862

GTFPDQ
10-28-2009, 12:04 AM
Im sorry.......WTF

Reactor-Axe-Man
10-28-2009, 01:57 AM
The real Harland “Colonel” Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980.

Wait... how do we know that this wasn't Zombie Colonel Sanders unleashing a diabolical plot for world domination from beyond the grave...?

*clunk*thud*

Hello? Who's there!? Is someone in the other room?

That smell... eleven herbs and spices...

Oh shi--

&ff60a0asdf**carrier lost**

Woodbutcher824
10-28-2009, 09:02 AM
I'm sorry, what is the UN responsible for again???

UN security????

How long has KFC been around????

Now, how am I suppose to take the UN seriously.......... :hb: :hb:

silvertree
10-28-2009, 04:02 PM
hahaha omg Ms. Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company, whose letter, signed by KFC president Roger Eaton, asked that the secretary general register the “Grilled Nation” of grilled chicken eaters as the 193rd UN member state.
hahahahahaha too perfect, just another reason why the UN sucks ass

nastyleg
10-28-2009, 08:19 PM
KFC actor was granted access to restricted areas....too good of an oportunity for the world to look at how dumb the UN is.