Q and A iraqi war jokes

[cormack]

Q: What is the national bird of Iraq?
A: Duck

Q: What is the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out B-52

The latest from saudi arabia and baghdad is that:
Americans claim that they have air superiority over Iraq
Iraqis claim that they have air superiority over Iran

Q: Why doesnt saddam go out drinking?
A:Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What does saddam hussein have in common with fred flinstone?
A: They can both look out the window and see rubble

Q: Have you heard about the new Royal itaqi air force exercise progamme?
A:Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Q:Who is an iraqi hero?
A:Hes the one that waited there for 30 seconds before he surrended!

[cormack]

Saddam Hussein and George Bush met up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

When George bush sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Saddam presses the first button.

A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 countries.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks.

As the 2 men sit down, Hussein notices 3 buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.

They begin talking and George Dubya presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush sniggers.

A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens.

Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Bush then says through tears of laughter, "WHAT Baghdad?"

[Markoxx]

bahahahaha dude that made my day, with some pics that would be damn awesome hahahah

[nastyleg]

fucking hilarious.