Guns & Ammo

[jamieooh]

You may have heard on the news about a *Southern California* man who
was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he
owned *100 guns* and allegedly had *100,000 rounds* of ammunition
stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is
considered "*mentally unstable."*

In *Michigan*, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in
Detroit."

In *Arizona*, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In *Arkansas*, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In *Utah*, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd
probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a
corresponding quantity of stored food."

In *Kansas*, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for
a friend.

In *Montana*, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In *Alabama*, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In *Georgia*, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and
South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in *Texas* he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

[serpa6]

In florida he would be call just plain old Joe :lol: