Cruelbreed
06-24-2009, 11:24 PM
It’s Good For Your Skin (http://bizarrenews.gophercentral.com/2009/06/24/its-good-for-your-skin/)
June 24th, 2009 Greetings fellow Bizarros:
I’m still not 100 percent if this is real, but I found a
story on the Internet describing how some women are paying
ridiculous amounts of money for a skin treatment you are
not going to believe…semen.
Apparently science is finally backing up what guys have
been telling their disgusted girlfriends for decades; that
warm, sticky baby-batter really is good for your skin.
There is a company called ‘Cmen Beauty Now’ (you can search
for it yourself if you don’t believe me) that offers semen
face cream packs discreetly packaged and sent via courier.
They guarantee that their clean and washed semen has been
tested for all STIs (with test documentation included).
It is sent frozen, for your convenience and you can keep
unused portions in your freezer. Exactly what you want in
there nestled next to your frozen pizzas.
They recommend mixing the semen with the oil or cream or
even a little egg white and applying after a face scrub.
COST: $400 per month.
Meanwhile, a Scandinavian company called ‘Skinscience’ is
marketing an entire line of Spermine beauty creams and
serums. Spermine is an antioxidant found in human semen
that’s said to be 30 times stronger than vitamin E and able
to repair sunburned skin.
Can you imagine? An entire line of cum creams women are
paying top dollar for, and your wife or girlfriend won’t
even give you a hand-job without scrubbing afterward with
antibacterial soap. Every man subscribed to this list should
forward this emailhttp://kona.kontera.com/javascript/lib/imgs/grey_loader.gif
(http://www.bizarrenews.com/#) to their wives or girlfriends if they’re
smart!
Bizarrely,
Lewis
http://www.bizarrenews.com/
Semen is great for your skin ladies :P
June 24th, 2009 Greetings fellow Bizarros:
I’m still not 100 percent if this is real, but I found a
story on the Internet describing how some women are paying
ridiculous amounts of money for a skin treatment you are
not going to believe…semen.
Apparently science is finally backing up what guys have
been telling their disgusted girlfriends for decades; that
warm, sticky baby-batter really is good for your skin.
There is a company called ‘Cmen Beauty Now’ (you can search
for it yourself if you don’t believe me) that offers semen
face cream packs discreetly packaged and sent via courier.
They guarantee that their clean and washed semen has been
tested for all STIs (with test documentation included).
It is sent frozen, for your convenience and you can keep
unused portions in your freezer. Exactly what you want in
there nestled next to your frozen pizzas.
They recommend mixing the semen with the oil or cream or
even a little egg white and applying after a face scrub.
COST: $400 per month.
Meanwhile, a Scandinavian company called ‘Skinscience’ is
marketing an entire line of Spermine beauty creams and
serums. Spermine is an antioxidant found in human semen
that’s said to be 30 times stronger than vitamin E and able
to repair sunburned skin.
Can you imagine? An entire line of cum creams women are
paying top dollar for, and your wife or girlfriend won’t
even give you a hand-job without scrubbing afterward with
antibacterial soap. Every man subscribed to this list should
forward this emailhttp://kona.kontera.com/javascript/lib/imgs/grey_loader.gif
(http://www.bizarrenews.com/#) to their wives or girlfriends if they’re
smart!
Bizarrely,
Lewis
http://www.bizarrenews.com/
Semen is great for your skin ladies :P