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Stark
06-08-2012, 05:21 PM
Here we gL:
1.) Buy $25 worth of soda and candy/drink and eat as much as possible
2.) Go on the entire trip bar efoot
3.) Watch the worst movie at a theatre.
4.) Order neighbor a pizza
5.) Tease a hobo by throwing a burger in the trash
6.) Offer sum dat watermelon
7.) Spend 30 minutes in and elevator (preferably having sex)
8.) Order a "Mac Gyver" at McDonald's
9.) Go to a church
10.) Cuddle up with a hobo
11.) Ask people about ninefag
12.) Hand out 20 pictures of Skeletor
12.) Write Obama a letter telling him he's a nigger (sorry guys)
13.) Spray paint a dick on an expensive car
Clodius
06-08-2012, 05:51 PM
1) Drop a deuce on some Hollywood starlet's face
2) Go to Rome
3) Engage the cops in a low speed chase (15MPH or less)
4) Streak the Republican convention
5) Get my ass added to Mt Rushmore
6) Learn how to wing suit fly then buzz Langley VA, drop an M80 and yell "Sleeping on the job much?"
7) Fart VERY loudly in church
8) Be the trigger man in an AC130
9) Get indicted for war crimes
10) Fly over Mecca in a blimp that says "Jesus Saves" in bright flashing neon lights.
serpa6
06-09-2012, 03:46 AM
"7 I have already did Had to go drop a duece could not hold it in Of course got smacked by my grandmother in the back of the head
Pittsburgh
06-09-2012, 09:29 AM
Haven't really thought about it, but off the top of my head...
1- Purchase a villa in Italy. A Maserati and Ferrari in the garage would be a nice touch.
2- Make the state of California it's own separate country.
3- NHL commissioner for a day. FL, TN, LA, AZ, NJ and NC moved to Canada and more suitable US cities.
4- Fly a drone and target Tali's for a day.
5- Interview Obama on live TV. Unlike national media, no softballs or messiah knob gobbling involved.
6- MLB commissioner for a day. Install a salary cap and make the league, you know, competitive.
7- Purchase a separate home near Sharpsburg battlefield. A porsche in the garage would be a nice touch.
8- Fish and camp in the Alaskan wilderness for a straight week.
9- Become head of the FCC for a day and replace "Current TV" with "Apache Clips TV".
10- Drive from NYC to Las Vegas, taking my time and truly enjoying my country.
11- Visit seven wonders of the world.
Shooting from the hip, that's about it.
jamieooh
06-09-2012, 01:43 PM
1) fly in an SR-71 at max speed and altitude
2) fly with the hurricane hunters through a hurricane
3) ride with the Blue Angels at an air show
4) visit the Smithsonian
5) visit Arlington National Cemetery
6) visit as many of the national parks as I possibly can ( I have been working on this already)
7) drive the Nuremberg ring
8) drive a ute
Benda
06-09-2012, 03:02 PM
Tick 8. Off your list Jamie :)
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