View Full Version : The big douchbag report - Picture this bitch up
Stark
04-16-2012, 02:44 AM
Since the messhall is all about gossip and gen board, lets post some picture of absolute 100% certified douchbags...
I start
Benda
04-16-2012, 04:05 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRETQu3JI97XoLi6xJ6uprEvvt4VvKUg XVXYS5svT650crbPHld
Stark
04-16-2012, 06:17 AM
12410.
seriously i'm not an obama hater or fan boy, but fuck me that looks so fucking stupid, him siting like this and his stafff infront of him
ErisKillton
04-16-2012, 08:00 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2qvf3op.jpg
This douchebag was MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(thats him throwing an emo fit with a knife in his hand)
gazzthompson
04-16-2012, 08:21 AM
seriously i'm not an obama hater or fan boy, but fuck me that looks so fucking stupid, him siting like this and his stafff infront of him
http://www.snopes.com/politics/graphics/desk2.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/politics/graphics/desk3.jpg
Stark
04-16-2012, 08:32 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2qvf3op.jpg
This douchebag was MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(thats him throwing an emo fit with a knife in his hand)
OMG OMG u have to tell more!!!!!
hang on, why is there a fucking clenex box behind him
eaglethebeagle
04-16-2012, 11:15 AM
:thumbsdown:
Stark
04-16-2012, 11:19 AM
:thumbsdown:
Second one for sure, Putin however = absolute badass!!!
ErisKillton
04-16-2012, 04:25 PM
OMG OMG u have to tell more!!!!!
hang on, why is there a fucking clenex box behind him
Ok fuck it...Im not above embarrassing myself a little bit.
Long story short....A loooong while ago I dated that douche a few times and found out that he was married and when I tried to leave he pulled this emo crying "Im so sorry dont leave or I'll kill myself" bullshit. So I started taking pictures and told him to do it. The kleenex was there cuz he was crying for hours about how his life sucked. You may notice how low the ceiling is, because we were on his 60 ft yacht.....ya, his life sucked real bad....
Major class A douchebag.
ErisKillton
04-16-2012, 04:26 PM
Next Douchebag:
http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/Dr.%20Phil/drphil.jpg
DevilDog812
04-16-2012, 04:39 PM
takes balls to dump a dude with a knife on a boat in the middle of the ocean.
Stark
04-16-2012, 05:11 PM
Ok fuck it...Im not above embarrassing myself a little bit.
Long story short....A loooong while ago I dated that douche a few times and found out that he was married and when I tried to leave he pulled this emo crying "Im so sorry dont leave or I'll kill myself" bullshit. So I started taking pictures and told him to do it. The kleenex was there cuz he was crying for hours about how his life sucked. You may notice how low the ceiling is, because we were on his 60 ft yacht.....ya, his life sucked real bad....
Major class A douchebag.
lol I don't want to laugh but looking at him now thinking that you took pictures why he emofreaked :D thats hillarious, in all fairness - why is it always fat out of shape men that sport these beards? They look good on powerlifers and mercenaries ... thats it...
wormhole
04-16-2012, 05:33 PM
http://press.take88.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Bush_codpiece_debbc.jpg
Notice the sock as a codpiece - badass fool.
MadeInRu
04-16-2012, 06:41 PM
Jesus Stark, those guys are for real? What's up with all that melted chocolate on their bodies? Is it some sort of Gay pride in US?
jamieooh
04-16-2012, 07:20 PM
http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l522/jamie_ooh/Jamie/funny/barryspeaking-1.gif
You can tell he is lying because his mouth is moving.
Best part of him ran down his moms inner thigh when his dad pulled out.
goinloco1
04-16-2012, 10:13 PM
lol, the first pic has so much bromance in it it's not funny
goinloco1
04-16-2012, 10:36 PM
crap/// why is it I do a web search and always come up with a damn product?
A douchebag for a douchebag? http://mydouchebag.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws
Stark
04-17-2012, 02:32 AM
They rolled in Doritos :D
eaglethebeagle
04-17-2012, 12:38 PM
chavez is an almost dead douche.
wormhole
04-17-2012, 12:55 PM
http://netwrok.us/stuff/scumbag-santorum-healthcare.jpg
“Rick Santorum’s wife says in an interview that their decision to bring their dead baby son to their kids wasn’t “some crazy thing” and that it was a personal way to cope with his death.
In an interview with CBS News’s Jan Crawford, Karen Santorum opened up about the criticism she and her husband faced for taking their son, Gabriel, home after he died shortly after being born at 20 weeks gestation. The Santorums have been criticized by some for letting their children hold the dead baby; in the interview, Santorum said that “no one can tell me how to grieve.”
Stark
04-17-2012, 01:11 PM
“rick santorum’s wife says in an interview that their decision to bring their dead baby son to their kids wasn’t “some crazy thing” and that it was a personal way to cope with his death.
In an interview with cbs news’s jan crawford, karen santorum opened up about the criticism she and her husband faced for taking their son, gabriel, home after he died shortly after being born at 20 weeks gestation. The santorums have been criticized by some for letting their children hold the dead baby; in the interview, santorum said that “no one can tell me how to grieve.”
say what?!?
BrendenF11
04-17-2012, 01:30 PM
I have nieces at the age of 12 and 10, so yeah I think he's the biggest.
@ wormtroll
What's your point?
I've seen plenty of photos of people bringing their dead offspring home for family photos similar to Victorian postmortem photography and such.
Hmmm I wonder if these folks are Republicans http://twitpic.com/51nts6
Nice try
But if you want to see sick.....click here http://thegeorgetillermemorial.org/
wormhole
04-17-2012, 02:10 PM
The George Tiller Memorial, I hope you don’t accept that as factual. It looks like crude propaganda to me. There are a number of logical inconsistencies in it. Of course one could take it on Faith.
Stark
04-17-2012, 02:52 PM
@ wormtroll
What's your point?
I've seen plenty of photos of people bringing their dead offspring home for family photos similar to Victorian postmortem photography and such.
Hmmm I wonder if these folks are Republicans http://twitpic.com/51nts6
Nice try
But if you want to see sick.....click here http://thegeorgetillermemorial.org/
Dude u know I be always on your side but even I find that pretty creepy man
@ Stark
I find it creepy as well. I don't like corpses....they smell.
I mourn in another way.
But who are we to judge how people mourn?
Everyone mourns and copes with loss differently....
If your Son passed away suddenly, wouldn't you want to embrace him just one more time? I'm pretty sure I would...even though I do not like to touching the dead.
Some people go to wakes and public viewings to pay respect, sometimes you'll see someone lean over the casket and place a kiss on the deceased.
Other people use cremation and distribute the ashes etc
Whatever...
But to try to associate this type of mourning with conservative Christians is.......fucking stupid
Just another weak ass troll attempt to bait conservatives & Christians that frequent this website.
Wormhole brings nothing to useful to the table...
http://i49.servimg.com/u/f49/15/29/25/80/cruz210.jpg
A real big American douchebag
If he were still alive, I'd dot out my blunt on his forehead.
wormhole
04-17-2012, 05:04 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RCV-F1YEoaU/T0ZvIFId65I/AAAAAAAAzp8/PRiboJWZEFk/s1600/ken-ham.jpg
Ken Ham and the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Where young children are indoctrinated into contempt for science and reason.
Stark
04-17-2012, 05:15 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RCV-F1YEoaU/T0ZvIFId65I/AAAAAAAAzp8/PRiboJWZEFk/s1600/ken-ham.jpg
Ken Ham and the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Where young children are indoctrinated into contempt for science and reason.
hahahahah I am fully with you on this one, saw the documentary about religion :D that shit was hillarious
goinloco1
04-17-2012, 07:28 PM
ok, how the hell did a douchebag thread end up being pics of dead babies and idiots?
Seriously? Look at his hair? He could saw wood with it. And the eyebrows? Dude plucks, and wears eyebrow makeup. And what's with the lips? Why do douche bags do that?
http://i49.servimg.com/u/f49/15/29/25/80/douche10.jpg
brightgoo
04-17-2012, 08:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90if6EPsgeQ&feature=relmfu
brightgoo
04-17-2012, 09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo&feature=relmfu
eaglethebeagle
04-17-2012, 09:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr2giR8klSk&feature=related
look at this fucking douche bag...
serpa6
04-18-2012, 12:14 AM
Next Douchebag:
http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/Dr.%20Phil/drphil.jpg
Left out grade a idiot I hate this guy
762happy
04-18-2012, 08:59 AM
who is he ? pzychosix
who is he ? pzychosix
Super prohibitionist Harry J. Anslinger (1892–1975), first Commissioner of the U.S. Federal Bureau of Narcotics, widely considered the first United States “drug czar “.
Some famous Anslinger quotes:
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US,
and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers.
Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage.
This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations
with Negroes, entertainers and any others."
"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." :D :D :D
Clodius
04-18-2012, 09:59 AM
Super prohibitionist Harry J. Anslinger
Some famous Anslinger quotes:
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US,
and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers.
Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage.
This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations
with Negroes, entertainers and any others."
"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." :D :D :D
Sounds like one of Eagle's buddies!
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 10:04 AM
lol above:roleyes:
A Los Angeles based male porn performer passed away on Saturday, just five days after an altercation with LAPD. According to reports, the actor was shot with a Taser gun.
Marland Anderson, who was suffering from depression, attempted suicide last Sunday. Police responded and found the actor with his girlfriend. He had suffered an anxiety attack and tried to harm himself. His girlfriend put the call in to police.
Known as Sledge Hammer, the actor had been using marijuana to ease his depression and suffered from mild schizophrenia, but the psychological condition was exacerbated by the weed use.
After he was detained, he began to panic and broke free from the gurney and broke the handcuff. Police felt obligated to use force.
Nurses in the hospital told reporters that he had been “over tased” and slipped into a coma. He was on life support all week before his mother decided to pull the plug.
A full-scale investigation has been launched.
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 10:06 AM
You call yourself sledgehammer and do porn but are fucking feeble minded. That is a fail and a giant douche.
^^
Hehehe
But Marijuana had nothing to do with it
I'm sure it was the coffee that he drank that morning, the caffeine affected his mental condition.
See how that works?
How about this canker sore?
wormhole
04-18-2012, 10:18 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Jerry_Falwell_portrait.jpg/245px-Jerry_Falwell_portrait.jpg
Jerry Falwell a piece of shit in a separate category of assholes.
After the September 11 attacks in 2001, Falwell said on Pat Robertson's The 700 Club, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" Falwell further stated that the attacks were "probably deserved," a statement which Christopher Hitchens called treasonous.
"The empty life of this ugly little charlatan proves only one thing: that you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and to truth in this country if you will just get yourself called 'reverend'~Hitch.
@ Wormhole
Yeah Falwell is a piece of shit, I'd like to throttle his throat with a garrote.
But answer me this.....Why does Islamic countries hate the west and specifically the United States?
And I'm not looking for the typical Israel answer...because it's bullshit. Israel adds fuel to the fire, but it is not the real reason.
MadeInRu
04-18-2012, 10:45 AM
@Sixx,
I will make an attempt at answering.
Firstly, 30 years ago we had no such thing as Islam hating US. In times of cold war, those people saw US as a saving angel against USSR. Because USSR was against religion. So they gave all their support to US and were friends with US up till the end of Russian Afghan campaign.
After that they saw that US was simply using them for their own goals and needs, so they felt abused and started hating US.
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 10:51 AM
Western intervention in the middle east probably helped fuel that fire.
I wouldn't say its simply because we caused it all, and I wouldn't say its simply because of freedom, Jesus and jihad or whatever. Number of social, economic , religious and historic reasons.
@ MIR
That is a great answer. I have seen others suggest that as well.
But what about our culture? Democracy? Capitalism? Freedom to worship whatever deity we chose or being able to be an Atheist? Women's rights? Rights for Gays and Lesbians?
I think they fear FREEDOM in general such as Gazz suggested, they do not want it infiltrating their countries or their way of life.
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 11:34 AM
I think shit is a little deeper than what is being attempted above about islam and its hate towards America and the west. First Saudi Arabia seems to be fine with America and they are islamic yet they do have islamic terrorist correct?
Then Kuwait seems fine with us right we have 8 military bases there in the middle of islamic fanaticism. There is a video of a Kuwaiti imam or some shit talking about bringing anthrax into America and killing 300,000 plus making 9/11 look like childs play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zynS_Kg6hJY
So the middle east and islamic nations are truly just fucked up hypocritical just like our own political figures selling us out for profits and power.
King Kutta aka the Twitter Pimp
His specialty, pimping out under-aged teens
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 11:52 AM
LOL that is a good one Sixx I would like to pay him a visit. At least he saves his money LOL.
@clodious , Gazz, and wormhole I have a special reply just for you....watch @1:31 that is just for you boys and your shared bromance with each other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related
Erich Honecker
General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Socialist Unity Party of Germany
Famous quote:
"Die Zukunft gehört dem Sozialismus" (The future belongs to socialism)
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 12:45 PM
LOL that is a good one Sixx I would like to pay him a visit. At least he saves his money LOL.
@clodious , Gazz, and wormhole I have a special reply just for you....watch @1:31 that is just for you boys and your shared bromance with each other.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjfd2F41p1qzxzwwo1_400.jpg
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 12:51 PM
[oimg]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjfd2F41p1qzxzwwo1_400.jpg[/img]
You found that image on a Battlefield forum ... So we are not the only ones to be trolled by you. Why am I not surprised... those poor little kids must be completely irritated and hate that forum site now.:fu:
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/forum/threadview/2832654489689403830/
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 01:00 PM
I found it on google image search actually. i play bf3, but dont post on the forum.
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 01:04 PM
BILL AYERS: ‘I GET UP EVERY MORNING AND THINK…TODAY I‘M GOING TO END CAPITALISM’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfEcZlO-APE
obama is a best friend to an American terrorist. Our society is so inept and pathetic that we elected this kind of person into office.
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 01:09 PM
Deal with it Eagle, and deal with 4 more years considering the pathetic clown show that is the GOP candidates.
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 01:14 PM
Deal with it Eagle, and deal with 4 more years considering the pathetic clown show that is the GOP candidates.
LOL gazz would you care to make a little wager on the American presidential election? If obama wins I will leave AC for good. If obama loses to Romney you leave this site for good.. What do you say care to put your money where your loud mouth is?
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 01:18 PM
you got your self a gentleman's wager
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 01:21 PM
you got your self a gentleman's wager
We have all these members that will hold us to our word I am confident about that.
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 01:29 PM
No doubt
@ Eagle and Gazz
Now that's what I call an AC Bet.....
Are you guys being serious? This should be fun around election time.
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 02:43 PM
Super serious, perma ban me if Obama loses.
eaglethebeagle
04-18-2012, 03:29 PM
I cant wait until the election. Not only will we be dropping a douche bag from the White House but also one from AC...:evilgrin:
gazz do you recall how the mid term elections went? LOL Even if the republicans only get half that turn out obama is toast.
gazzthompson
04-18-2012, 03:43 PM
We shall see.
ErisKillton
04-18-2012, 03:46 PM
AC would be boring without you two having it out all the time. Lets hope the libertarians win.... haha.
:P
MadeInRu
04-18-2012, 04:45 PM
Dude lol, no need for that shit lol i want you both here!
jamieooh
04-18-2012, 06:31 PM
AC would be boring without you two having it out all the time. Lets hope the libertarians win.... haha.
:P
I like that idea eris
wormhole
04-18-2012, 06:53 PM
http://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/popePALIN.jpg
Clodius
04-18-2012, 07:01 PM
^ Eagle's wet dream...
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