Dear abby

[jamieooh]

DEAR ABBY:

'I have always wanted to have my family history traced,

but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any

suggestions?'

Sam in California.


DEAR SAM:

'Register as a Republican, and run for public office.'


Abby

[Bigfoot13]

or add 1 more 0 to your tax returns