shatto
11-02-2011, 10:38 PM
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends; "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps; "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says; 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly; "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ........?"
She proudly replies; "I have a daughter. She is slim and tall, has a 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says; "Oh My God!"
The first Catholic man tells his friends; "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps; "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says; 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly; "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ........?"
She proudly replies; "I have a daughter. She is slim and tall, has a 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says; "Oh My God!"