Senior texting codes

[jamieooh]

Senior Texting Codes ( aka: STC)

I thought the following listing was appropriate...

after all,

the kids have all their little codes...

like BFF ( best friends forever ),

WTF (what the f...),

LOL ( laugh out loud) ,

OMG ( Oh my God ) etc.



So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

[serpa6]

Hey wait a min I thanked you for this Sonny ;)

[Mel]

I know what you mean Serpa...Kinda hits close to home.:tongue0016:

[jamieooh]

me too guys.
This morning I was trying to put on my socks and my back started popping and cracking.
I sat down at my desk at work and there was a wet spot on my knee from when I peed a few minutes earlier. I jumped out of my chair because i realized i was sitting on my testicles.:duh:
My fingers were so stiff I was having problems typing and scrolling through files on the server.:lol:

[Benda]

Never too old to drive a V8 Holden Ute though Jamie. :)

[jamieooh]

:P never to old to drive a V8 Holden UTE SS

http://youtu.be/Uq_t11c3d0w
Benda this guy has good taste in cars and music (best band in the WORLD)

[Benda]

Yep good tunes Acka Dacka


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrVK3KBvic&feature=autoplay&list=ULY6oQkue1Mks&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=6

[jamieooh]

Maybe I will have to grab up a Pontiac G8.Seems to be the closest to a UTE I will get. Maybe GM will stop killing off the Holden's coming to the states. :(

[Benda]

Wow, if i hadn't read the G8 article and if not for the badges... i would have thought this was definitely the Holden Ute:

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Pontiac-G8-El-Camino-01.jpg

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Pontiac-G8-El-Camino-02.jpg

[jamieooh]

your kind of mean lol
yes they called it the G8 sport truck but they killed it off when GM killed the Pontiac brand.

[Benda]

Lol sorry man.

[jamieooh]

benda they had a UTE race before the V8 super car race.
speed channel cheated me again! lol
hopefully the bottle o car get back out on the track

[serpa6]

I will race of all you no rules oval track Just the people in the infield have to watch out If i was losing i would have to cut across the infield to get ahead Ball to the wall lol

[Benda]

Yeah the Gold Coast 600 race is the glamour event imo Jamie - Surf, Sunshine, Women and of course the V8'S

I missed the utes today, but they are usually on somewhere between the practice and race times of the supercars.

[jamieooh]

ya the beach kept getting my attention when they would cut to the aerial shots of the race