Texasczech
09-20-2011, 01:31 PM
The other day I cut my hand on a squeeze chute while working cattle and had to drive into town to get some stiches. While getting sutured I struck up a conversation with the physician and eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
I said to him 'ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the physician asked me, what a 'post turtle' is.
I said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'
I saw the puzzled look on the physician's face; so I continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder who were the dumb fucks who put him up there anyway?"
I said to him 'ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the physician asked me, what a 'post turtle' is.
I said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'
I saw the puzzled look on the physician's face; so I continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder who were the dumb fucks who put him up there anyway?"