SMR
10-09-2010, 01:50 AM
A few guys are having some drinks when an absolutely beautiful woman walks in, wearing a skimpy, sexy outfit. She was a redhead, which happened to be one of the men's weaknesses, and he couldn't help but stare.
She notices and walks over to him. He looks down at first, afraid that she is going to tell him off. Instead, she leans in, her fantastic body pressing against his. It takes his breath away.
She says, "for twenty dollars, I'll do ANYTHING you want... Anything..."
He gulps. "Really?"
"Yes. On one condition... You have to tell me in just three words..."
He reaches into his wallet and takes out a twenty. She holds out her hand as she gently breathes into his ear. He presses the bill into her palm.
He looks her right in the eye. "Clean...my...house"
She notices and walks over to him. He looks down at first, afraid that she is going to tell him off. Instead, she leans in, her fantastic body pressing against his. It takes his breath away.
She says, "for twenty dollars, I'll do ANYTHING you want... Anything..."
He gulps. "Really?"
"Yes. On one condition... You have to tell me in just three words..."
He reaches into his wallet and takes out a twenty. She holds out her hand as she gently breathes into his ear. He presses the bill into her palm.
He looks her right in the eye. "Clean...my...house"